Yo I'm Kass, your fave enby. 25, Scorpio. Das all u get.

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

i think everyone is entitled to complain about UI changes, but if you weren’t here when the reblog button was at the top of the post we can’t be in conversation

“oh it’s so different and awful and functions like an actual social media site now” correct. your pain is nothing compared to those who had to overwrite the muscle memory of scrolling back up to the top of the post to reblog

actually @staff you have the opportunity to be the funniest motherfuckers on the planet if your next UI change is to put the reblog button back on the top of the posts

post cancelled because google informs me this was over a decade ago and i am not okay

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the conversation in the retirement home lounge is lit tonight, great job everyone

bonus, someone’s grandchild is visiting:

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tashascauldronofposts:

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this game has no right to be as funny as it is

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ttrash-catt:

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twitter in an panic again so lemme just repost some art from there el oh el

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ratboii7:

enbycrip:

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  1. same.
  2. the tortoise is probably still alive. you might be able to ask

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beauregardlionett:

thinking about the m9 and their relationship to marion and the way they always made sure to cater to jester, making sure she had the time she wanted and needed with her mother whenever they were able to get her home. i’ve always thought it was very sweet of them but sitting here watching this show again i’m realizing they all looked at jester and did that immediately, without needing to be asked, because her relationship with her mom is something none of them have that same level of security with. fjord is a orphan, beau’s mother is neglectful, caleb was made to kill his mother, veth is still nott when they first meet marion and mourning the loss of her own motherhood, and caduceus at that point has no idea where his mom is, what state she’s in, if she’s alive. and later when yasha is around again, she almost automatically does the same because she lost her mother when she was young and then lost the only other motherly figure she had when she was banished. i think it’s just so wonderfully bittersweet of the m9 to see how much jester and her mom love each other, realize that they really are the other’s only family, and without needing to be asked go above and beyond to ensure that jester and her mother get to hug and smile and spend time together whenever possible no matter what

and even better is they do the same thing for veth and caduceus when it becomes possible and again - it is an unspoken agreement, that the m9 is family and family of the m9 comes first, no matter what

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wauzmons:

valla-chan:

randarollstenchbun:

Hey,tumblr staff….dont recommend me scantily clad dainty women posing coily? I dont want to see thag

fuck you heres thag

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roachpatrol:

i think the problem with eridan and feferi is that basically everyone has felt the pain of an unrequited crush on a dear friend, but a lot less people have been in the suffocating and terrifying position of playing emotional support system to a dangerous and unstable guy, year in and year out, hoping they grow up and watching as they never do they just keep making threats to keep you too scared to dump them, but they love you, they need you, you make them a better person, you make them, they can’t do it without you, don’t leave. don’t ever leave. they don’t know what they’d do if you left. something bad. so don’t.

so like, a ton of people, by thirteen or fourteen, have felt eridan’s pain. it’s easy to be really sympathetic to him! it’s awful and sick and humiliating to need someone who doesn’t want you, it’s genuinely one of the worst feelings.

but a lot less people, and mostly girls, and mostly around late adolescence or early adulthood, have gone through feferi’s situation and come out the other side. and some girls never get out of that situation. some girls die in it. feferi died in it. she was brave and kind and ambitious and wanted the best for people, and she got shot for being her own person instead of her ex’s.

so like, just saying, that is seriously a factor that needs to be considered about feferi and eridan’s relationship. that is something you need to think about before you say eridan was the misunderstood victim of their relationship. it sucks to love someone who doesn’t love you back. but it sucks harder to hold on to that someone until they break from it.

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gravecats:

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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

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official-kircheis:

catilinas:

catilinas:

3:28am thinking about Him (captain death of the terrible privateer)

a screenshot of wikipedia that reads: Captain William Death was an 18th-century privateer from Middlesex, England[1] who died in battle December 1756, in the first year of the Seven Years' War.  Captain Death was in command of the Terrible, a ship equipped with twenty-six carriage guns, and manned with 200 sailors.ALT
a screenshot of part of a wikipedia page that reads: It is said that the Terrible was equipped at Execution Dock, commanded by Captain Death, Lieutenant Devil, and had a surgeon named Ghost.ALT

nominative determinism win: captain death died

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yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

felixcloud6288:

pointless-achievements:

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slicedcheesegremlin:

catboybeebop:

tothechaos:

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totheorder:

tothechaos:

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

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Do Not Do This To Me

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if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

We only have till the end of the month to accomplish this.

And please encourage OP to print this on a cake for their personal health and safety

You know what to do people.

anxious-achillean:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

rumade:

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Patchwork quilt floor!

You just know that some sweet little old Nana who has been making quilts for the last 50 years has seen this photo and gone “challenge accepted” and make a blanket with that pattern

Ok, I’ve decided I can’t leave well enough alone, but these pictures really do not do this mosaic justice. It is 9,000 square feet, and is basically patchwork spanning over 15 centuries. Here are some other pictures of the Antakya mosaic:

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Also, it is not one of the largest mosaics; it is the single largest intact ancient mosaic in the world.

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yellowpie:

zerojanitor:

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

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